|Account Start Date||July 6, 2014|
Shrek: Example... uh... ogres are like onions!
[holds up an onion, which Donkey sniffs]
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes... No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry?
Donkey: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...
Shrek: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.
Donkey: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!
Shrek: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.
Donkey: Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
Shrek_is_love is an interesting character that I cannot describe.
Despite his name being Shrek_is_love, he always sports a Yuru Yuri avatar and doesn't mention Shrek too often. He is, however, a regular Smashboards user.
He's a generally funny person, often disturbing the minds of the other Smashboarders with stories from Pokemon Showdown. He tends to use a lot of memes, and appear as a weab. While he is only a Smash Journeyman with around 200 post (as of posting this at 7/1/2015), he has adapted to the strange community quite well, and sometimes appears even crazier than the other thread users.
- While his name relates to Shrek, the only Shrek references he tends to make is with his images
- He's only be a member for a year.
- He claims to be from "the river of souls".
- He has told several stories about his Pokemon Showdown experiences, which scarred resident users greatly.
- He claims he would be pregnant if internet babies were a thing, which admittedly grossed me out.
- Shrek Is love is often killed early and teamed upon in the hungergames...
- He is a secret fan of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
- How can it be a secret any more? Makes you wonder, eh?
- Pssst! quiet wikia! secret!
- But I thought it was obvious you're a fan of the Shredder
- Wikia! You know too much!